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Life Hack: Set All That Shit On Fire!
It's that time of year again. The time when shopping becomes a life-or-death competitive struggle, with varying results. Thrill and chill as your fellow man become ravenous beasts, hungry for merchandise.
So, now, in addition to the usual shit-show, there's a game you can all play without having to go out into the crowd and risk injury yourself.
Just line up the slots on the card as you watch the news, and have fun!
I made this one for our friends at One-Hour Pharmacy, as the Wager of Despair has become something of a holiday tradition.
Tags: black, friday, thanksgiving, shopping, murder