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Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can... (Click to see more)
Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!
It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro... (Click to see more)
A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.
Yum!... (Click to see more)
...Merry Yeezmas!
That's right, Yeezy done it again, casting himself as everyone's favorite seasonal martyr.
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Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap VacĀ® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ... (Click to see more)
Did you ever suspect that maybe the pop song you heard on the radio a minute ago might have been influenced by HITLER?! Well, now I have a simple test to see if your favorite songs might be the produc... (Click to see more)
Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"... (Click to see more)
We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?
Well, I hav... (Click to see more)
Oh, boy. I like comic books. I think most people under 50 do. But sometimes, there's just a thing about the new entrants into the comic book superhero world that aren't well thought-out.
I think th... (Click to see more)
We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea... (Click to see more)