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When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.

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HorseSex Sim

So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop making these sim games for everything.
b) molesting the digital horse isn't as satisfying as you'd think, even though the gameplay is intuitive, and the horse's eyes are expressive in a "please don't do this to me again" way.

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

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