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She blinded me with science, but I broke her leg with ignorance.

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This year, get her...

This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can....

Posted: Feb. 14, 2019

Organic Yogurt, yum?

Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo...

Posted: Aug. 26, 2016

The classics are terrifying.

I sat down to watch what appeared to be a classic horror film, but I seem to have been bamboozled.
It think this is the bootleg Hong Kong version or something....

Posted: Oct. 16, 2015

Planned Parenthorse?

So, I guess there was a big fight in Congress recently about that Planned Parenthood place. Seems one side likes it, and one side dislikes it.

In American politics, you get compromise where you mak...

Posted: Sep. 29, 2015

Urf Day Tip: reuse things!

Donate goods you can't recycle to places that can re-purpose them!...

Posted: Apr. 22, 2015

I Horse Horsing

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #1.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....

Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

HorseSex Sim

So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

Pick up the phoooone!

I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...

Posted: Feb. 05, 2013

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