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Need For BEEF!

Coming soon to PlayStation 5: the high-impact, adrenaline-pumping, cattle-driving game of high stakes, and high-impact action! Take control of one of dozens of cowboys, vaqueros, ranchers, or rustlers...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 21, 2020

Grand Theft Wagon

New from Rockstar Games: Oregon Trail. The gritty game of pioneer life, death, and everything in between.

Reserve your copy today!...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 01, 2019

Thrill of the Tax

Coming soon for the XBone, the tale of a secret order of accountants who have exerted their influence over history for centuries. You take the role as chief accountant, and are sworn to undertake dang...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 25, 2018

Tom Clancy's Dog Sitter

Man, I was going thru my stuff and found this game. I used to love playing this with my friends, all jacked-up on Jolt Cola and cocaine, until the wee hours of the morning, before crashing and passing...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 18, 2018

Road Trip Games!

A timeline of the various games played in cars which involve both perception and violence. So many siblings' arms, damaged. Anyhow, here's the chart. Seems "Slug Bug" is eternal....(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 04, 2018


Ever have a boring day where you have to interact with people? Well, play this game and see how many strange looks or follow up question you get.

Bonus points for explaining yourself without mentio...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 26, 2018

The Oregon Life

Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017

Black Friday 2017

It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 24, 2017

Uber/Lyft Bingo

Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 23, 2017

Coming Soon in 2017!

So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 06, 2017

Pokémon Go? Hell no.

Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not...(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 14, 2016

Drinking Game #23

Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 20, 2016

Guess the Plot

There's a new game going around the 'net, where you briefly describe the plot of a movie you've never seen, based solely on what has shown up in passing.
Here's my pick....(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 27, 2016

Grand Theft... wait, what?

Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 04, 2016

Man vs Coleslaw

Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 04, 2016

Cancer: The Board Game!

You know the game of Life®, the board game with the little cars and the spinner? Yeah, this isn't like that game at all.

I was inspired by all the wonderful natural cancer "cure" advocates out the...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 16, 2015


The very popular recent series of kids' books, "The Hunger Games," have made for a very popular recent movie series.

But, like all Hollywood productions, they're not without their little blunders....(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 01, 2015

HorseSex Sim

So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m...(Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

Mr. T Simulator

Picked up this game for the Xbone today. Gonna see if it lives up to all the hype I've been hearing.

I'm eager to challenge all my friends in "T for Two" party game mode, and join the millions of p...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 27, 2014

Butt Slut Uppercut

I heard that all the kids want to camp out on Black Friday to buy this new game.

It packs action, adventure, intrigue and prostitute-pummeling excitement.

I already can't wait for the DLC and th...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 21, 2013

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