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Instant Zoomer



Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 06, 2020



World's Worst Elephant



Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.

This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 03, 2013









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