Instant Zoomer
Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and are, used for conversations on all sorts of topics. Now, you can simulate a conversation with a Zoomer without actually having to talk to one. Just print, cut, tack, and spin!