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Heart Awareness Time



It's Heart Awareness Week... or something like that. So, courtesy of the American Circulatory Commission, I present this collection of handy, helpful heart-related facts for you to digest....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 24, 2021



Can You Believe?



Perfect for those occasions when you're just hitting the East Side of the LBC, and you notice an impromptu dice game being played on the side of the road.

If you know like I know, you don't want t...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 23, 2021



Aunt Who?



It's a time of tumult and change. People are re-evaluating old institutions and trying to appease a crowd hungry for something new and progressive... and also hungry for pancakes!

Mainstay of the ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 26, 2020



Best in its class



Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 14, 2018



Grown-up Tastes



You can dance around it, you can make excuses, you can say it's okay if it's gourmet, or handmade by monks. You can claim there are exceptions for certain things like chicken nuggets or fries. Hell, y...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 24, 2017



Halloween Tips



It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 18, 2017



Army Breakfast Tips



Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 09, 2017



Evil Life Tip #17



A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk....(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 25, 2017



Participant Awards?



We live in an age where kids get award pretty much just for showing up to school.
But why is the label so bland as to be "participant?"

Everyone has things about them that we can celebrate instea...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 12, 2016



Vocab for Ewoks



Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 30, 2015



The Great Ant Struggle



In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 03, 2014



X-Kramer



I got a request from an associate to add Kramer's (from "Seinfeld") hair onto Professor X (Patrick Stewart) in this still from the X-Mans movie.

I think I did ok, and since it was laying around, I ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 30, 2014









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