Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Remember those boxy orange View-Master toys? Where you'd have stereoscopic images of the great sights of the world, on discs with slides you'd advance by pushing down on a lever? Well, like a lot of o...(Click to see more)
There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying...(Click to see more)
Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid. Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi...(Click to see more)
Tickle Me Elmo? No way. This is the hot ticket for kids this Xmas. It teaches lessons about fire safety, like how to not leave chemical traces that might lead the authorities back to you....(Click to see more)
So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy. This was my design. I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market. If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)
