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Worst-Named Sex Toys



There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 16, 2020



The FleshChop™



Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 11, 2016



Arson Puppets



Tickle Me Elmo? No way.
This is the hot ticket for kids this Xmas.

It teaches lessons about fire safety, like how to not leave chemical traces that might lead the authorities back to you....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2015



Sex Toy Contest



So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2013









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