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It's PETA-approved!



Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 18, 2019



Ferret Feedin'



What do I feed my ferret?! Anyone who owns a a stretch-rat knows they'll eat just about anything, but there are certain things you just shouldn't be feeding them.

Note: Regardless of what you feed ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 15, 2017



I something my pet



We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?

Well, I hav...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 05, 2015



Arson Puppets



Tickle Me Elmo? No way.
This is the hot ticket for kids this Xmas.

It teaches lessons about fire safety, like how to not leave chemical traces that might lead the authorities back to you....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2015



You're a dog!



Some background here.

In 1990, the now-late actor Peter Boyle was the protagonist in a show about a dead cop who gets reincarnated as a talking dog, and sets about trying to find his killer, among ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 27, 2013









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