Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
What do I feed my ferret?! Anyone who owns a a stretch-rat knows they'll eat just about anything, but there are certain things you just shouldn't be feeding them.
Note: Regardless of what you feed them, they will still stink. No they don't only stink if you don't take care of them, no, yours don't magically not stink either. They all fucking stink, even yours.