Quote of the moment:
If you can't beat 'em, re-tweet 'em.

Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename fish to "sea kittens," comes this chart of handy euphemisms for, ahem, personal time.
Tags: peta, cause, poster, masturbation, animals