Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.

Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename fish to "sea kittens," comes this chart of handy euphemisms for, ahem, personal time.
Tags: peta, cause, poster, masturbation, animals