Quote of the moment:

As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



All articles containing: "fire"

Ask your doctor



Available by prescription only....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 14, 2018



The horror?



Out getting myself a gang of bangs, when I noted this odd character. Godzilla, Jason, and King Kong are all fine, but I guess Freddy needed some better eyes? Search me......(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 03, 2017



GALLERY: Fire Safety



Fire safety is important, and for all the technology of the 21st century, prevention is still the key. But people can't ever do anything right, unless you're a total dick. Click to see what you can do...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 23, 2015



Fire Safety



Fire. Man's oldest foe. Capable of heating your mammoth meat, or burning down your whole village.

Even in modern times, where we have long since tamed fire, it can still cause great destruction and...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014



Fire Safety #2



Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

This one emphasizes that even if it's your twin brother, you can't let them mess around when it comes to being safe....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014



Fire Safety #3



Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

Significant others tend to become less significant if they don't respect safety rules, and suddenly they become smoldering skeletons on the floor,...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014



Fire Safety #4



Numero cuatro in a series of fire safety posters.

At the office, it is incredibly important to make certain that your co-workers understand the benefits of remaining alive through constant vigilanc...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014



Fire Safety #5



Another in a series of helpful tips about safety.

If you have children, then you know how important it is to educate them to be as safe as possible. Kids will be kids, but if they burn the house do...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014



Fire Safety #6



Yet another in a series of helpful, informational fire safety posters.

Parenting is difficult, but un-charring corpses is more difficult. Instill proper respect for safety while they're still young...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 14, 2014









© 2005 - 2024 Wombstretcha.com