Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Another in a series of helpful tips about safety.
If you have children, then you know how important it is to educate them to be as safe as possible. Kids will be kids, but if they burn the house down and accidentally kill their parents, siblings and pet hamster, then their childhood ends there, so fire safety is very important.