Quote of the moment:
Home of awful things you expect to only encounter in the bathrooms of 24-hour diners.
Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.
Significant others tend to become less significant if they don't respect safety rules, and suddenly they become smoldering skeletons on the floor, clutching the melted remains of Elton John's "Rocket Man" single on vinyl.
Don't let it happen to your loved ones.