Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici... (Click to see more)
Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ... (Click to see more)
Another from my recent work with SauceTown Magazine
A lovely book which any avid reader/online dating enthusiast should have on their shelf.... (Click to see more)
Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of... (Click to see more)
The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine.... (Click to see more)
Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids.... (Click to see more)
Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ... (Click to see more)
John Travolta is allowed in front of a camera yet again, this time taking advantage of the fact that apparently nobody will stop him. Behold the 90 minutes that terrified a nation.... (Click to see more)
In this month's SauceTown Magazine, there's a review of this wonderful book, which contains all sorts of tips, tricks, and secrets with regard to avoiding baby showers.... (Click to see more)
The snack cake you've been waiting for is finally here. Pure, creamy, whipped pork meets decadent chocolate cake for a flavor combination that will have you oinking for more! Available wherever fine p... (Click to see more)