Quote of the moment:
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, officially dubbed COVID-19, anything but its name. Here's a list of the ones I've noticed thus far.
And no, I did not make these up. Except one. Guess which it is and win a prize.