Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.
...not special!
Just a reminder, in case any of you are confused as to exactly how much special treatment you can expect from everyone else who lives here.... (Click to see more)
A few years back, Burger King wanted to use Tech N9ne's song to sell their burgers. the ad was put together, but due to contractual issues, it was never able to be aired.
This footage is taken from... (Click to see more)
Happy Valentine's Day.
I've made a handful of one-panel romance comics, just for all you lovers out there. Click to see them all.... (Click to see more)
Everyone needs education, and especially sex education. But, how do you provide that much-needed sex ed with only boring reference manuals and textbooks? It's not like you can get prostitutes on an ed... (Click to see more)
For a sweet Valentine's Day surprise, nothing beats the wholesome, mature character of a heaping handful of lovable, squirmy-wormy larvae!
"LARVA TODAY" magazine gives this suggestion a five-star r... (Click to see more)
Can memes sell meals? I don't know, but I tried to come up with a fast-food platter that would use everyone's favorite cheeky Internet shiba inu to sell chicken.
Would you buy a Doge Meal?
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So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over.
I decided to take the approach of explaining real-world intricacies in terms kids can... (Click to see more)
I got a request from an associate to add Kramer's (from "Seinfeld") hair onto Professor X (Patrick Stewart) in this still from the X-Mans movie.
I think I did ok, and since it was laying around, I ... (Click to see more)
In the interest of clarity, I've been working with the good people at Preparation Headquarters to make those labels less ambiguous.
I think I did a good job. At least, I hope I did, because the new... (Click to see more)
I made a series of images based on those cartoon bears that sell toilet paper. Man, those bears sure like to shit, in fact, they LOVE TO SHIT! Click to see how much.... (Click to see more)