Quote of the moment:
There's no warning about cookies on this site because I don't use them. I would have no idea what to do with your information. Can you pawn it for drugs?

So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over.
I decided to take the approach of explaining real-world intricacies in terms kids can relate to, so as to help them understand more about the world around them.
*court order