Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over.
I decided to take the approach of explaining real-world intricacies in terms kids can relate to, so as to help them understand more about the world around them.
*court order