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Happy MLK Day, 2016


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It's MLKing Day. And while you enjoy yourself a nice tall, cool glass, you should consider watching this classic film about when the struggle for civil rights got serious and mothafuckas had to get bl... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 18, 2016



Have a glass of...


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'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 15, 2016



VHS Library


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Found this when I was digging around a filthy box in a filthy place. A real testament to those completely not-derivative and bold concepts that comprised 1980s horror films. Time to fire up the VCR!
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Posted: Jan. 13, 2016



Minor Rebranding


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At some point, to increase revenue, all the well-known restaurant chains will add exotic dancers to their complement of products and services.

It's pretty much an eventuality, so here's a re-imagin... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 11, 2016



When Life Gives You...


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Sometimes, something happens which is so horrible, people can't help but make a film about it. Usually, these are grand mysteries, or fantastic crimes, but an overlooked 1982 slaughtering spree commit... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2016



Man vs Coleslaw


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Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 04, 2016



Manic Organic


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Buying organic. It's something everyone's getting into, but going into one of those organic stores can be a confusing debacle. How organic is too organic? Does organic really mean "made of organs?"

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Posted: Jan. 03, 2016



Tona Danza IS...


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Sometimes a man finds himself cast off from the only world he's ever known. When that kind of thing happens, people generally tend to wander around and start beating ass to make things better.

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Posted: Jan. 01, 2016



Vocab for Ewoks


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Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 30, 2015



Cream of what?


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Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 25, 2015



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