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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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Walrus Time!


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Ever wonder why we spell certain words the way we do, and what sense any of it really makes in the end? Was your English teacher just trying to confuse you? Well, maybe. Or maybe not...... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 25, 2017



Halloween Tips


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It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces.

Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 18, 2017



Thinsipiration?


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As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.

She's got secre... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 13, 2017



If they VAPE...


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A new study from the US Department of Fish and Wildlife has confirmed what many people suspected for a long time now.

Yes, it seems that the chemicals found in your average vape vaper may contribut... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 11, 2017



Army Breakfast Tips


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Ah, the US Army. A bastion of knowledge. They make instructional films for everything from the maintenance of complex military hardware, to how be to polish DVDs of "Cop And A Half," to... well... get... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 09, 2017



American Bore Story


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So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.


"Hey, man. You should check out American Horror Story."
"Oh, okay. I'll watch it."
"What did you think?"
"I watched a season. It w... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 06, 2017



Gym Time!


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Time to go to the gym! Aw, nuts. They're closed. Maybe next time... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 23, 2017



Dorm room TERROR!


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Attending college can be frightening. Being away from your home and everyone you know, paired up with a random stranger to live with for a full academic year. Well, imagine that, coupled with a new "f... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 17, 2017



Ferret Feedin'


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What do I feed my ferret?! Anyone who owns a a stretch-rat knows they'll eat just about anything, but there are certain things you just shouldn't be feeding them.

Note: Regardless of what you feed ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 15, 2017



Free Stuff!


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Every now and then, you're gonna want to get rid of something, so you tell the world it is FREE, to expedite matters. This seems like it should be a simple thing, right? You say "please take this what... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 07, 2017



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