Quote of the moment:
There's no warning about cookies on this site because I don't use them. I would have no idea what to do with your information. Can you pawn it for drugs?

As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.
She's got secrets though. Dark secrets.
Learn from Mrs. Thinster.
Tags: thinster, advertising, mascot, branding, terrible