Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is going to grow up to be a total piece of shit, so you hate them too?
Well, do I ever have the gift combo idea for you!