Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons...(Click to see more)
Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's...(Click to see more)