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Lobster Frap

Not to be outdone by their success with the unicorn frappuccino®, Starbucks™ has decided to go for a double by releasing yet another flavored frap, and of course, it's only available for a limited ...

Posted: Apr. 24, 2017

Guide to Internet BS

No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie...

Posted: Feb. 22, 2017

Pokémon Go? Hell no.

Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not...

Posted: Sep. 14, 2016


I saw some image from some activist group who want to change the tired old "handicapped" sign on parking spots to reflect a more contemporary, go-getting, motivated group of disabled folks. Well, I ha...

Posted: May. 14, 2016

Mac Os?

Ever the innovators, Apple has managed to blow the lid off the breakfast market with its snazzy new iFood. For a reasonably modest entry cost (plus subscription fees), you too can own the breakfast ce...

Posted: Jul. 23, 2015

Don't steal!

I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #5.
Watch out for that government!

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....

Posted: Feb. 13, 2015

Historical Quotes #3

Number three in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures....

Posted: Oct. 28, 2014

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