Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
It's been awhile since I published any fascinating nature facts. Aren't elephants just amazing creatures? They can't jump, but apparently, they can bump, a LOT. See the rest of the nature fact coll...(Click to see more)
Let me tell you something about this elephant. This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker. This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an...(Click to see more)