Quote of the moment:
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
Anyone remember "Kid Cuisine?" Well, you've grown up, and so have they. No longer just corn nibblins and a dry brownie, new Adult Entrees™ provide the dubious meat and questionable vegetables the mo... (Click to see more)
Are you a barbarian living in the modern age? Tired of reading old-fashioned periodicals like Barbarism Quarterly, or Slayboy? Well, Modern Barbarian is just the magazine for you! From fashion tips to... (Click to see more)
It's Heart Awareness Week... or something like that. So, courtesy of the American Circulatory Commission, I present this collection of handy, helpful heart-related facts for you to digest.... (Click to see more)
New from Hormel, a SPAM as X-TREME as you are!
Grab some for your on-the-go lifestyle of skateboarding, boogieboarding, surfboarding, and trainee onboarding.
ACTION HAM!... (Click to see more)
Ever been invited to a baby shower? Ever been monumentally bored by the event? Would you like to learn time-tested, professional methods to not only get removed from a baby shower, but to in all likel... (Click to see more)
End of June, 2021, and the Pacific Northwestern United States (where I happen to be) is enduring record-breaking heat. The typically mild and rainy climate has temporarily (I hope) given way to temper... (Click to see more)
Presenting a simple flowchart to determine if you should refer to a given product as "addictive" or not.... (Click to see more)
A brief recollection of my experiences with the now all-powerful Google company and vague sense of dread.... (Click to see more)
The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ... (Click to see more)
It's Urf Day again! Oh, wait. I guess it was last week. Well, no matter. Because where I come from, it's URF DAY ERRYDAY! So enjoy these handy tips on how to make your life more eco-conscious.... (Click to see more)