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Stallone IS Carbo!



In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea...

Posted: May. 22, 2020



Reality TV is BACK!



Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se...

Posted: Apr. 20, 2020



Freestyle Manscaping



We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde...

Posted: Apr. 14, 2020



Ol' Quentin



Okay, okay. This is real dumb, but hey, what can you do? I'm just trying to have a little fun here. Get off my back! ...

Posted: Apr. 04, 2020



Corona Virus Names



It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici...

Posted: Mar. 23, 2020



Happy Valentine's Day



Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ...

Posted: Feb. 13, 2020



Book Club #3



Another from my recent work with SauceTown Magazine
A lovely book which any avid reader/online dating enthusiast should have on their shelf....

Posted: Jan. 30, 2020



Don't Ask Santa!



Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2019



Award-winning performances



The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine....

Posted: Dec. 12, 2019



Country Bill!



Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids....

Posted: Oct. 25, 2019



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