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You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
When you truly care about someone, you make sure they're provided with only the spiciest of hot sauces. Texas Red's new ghost pepper sauce will be sure to warm her heart, though it will also heat up o... (Click to see more)
Perfect for those occasions when you're just hitting the East Side of the LBC, and you notice an impromptu dice game being played on the side of the road.
If you know like I know, you don't want t... (Click to see more)
Sometimes, everyone has a bad day. It's the job of parents everywhere to let kids know that nothing's ever so bad that it couldn't possibly be worse. Thus, we turn to the old standards that we all rea... (Click to see more)
Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe... (Click to see more)
It's a musical about the world's, like, 2nd or 3rd favorite holiday beverage. With such rousing numbers as "ask not for whom the egg nogs," and "nearer my nog to thee," this passionate off-off-off Bro... (Click to see more)
It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where... (Click to see more)
It's that time of year again. Family gatherings still happen, and sometimes, the stress of being with family can drive a man to do heinous deeds. This Thanksgiving, you'll be dying to see what Uncle C... (Click to see more)
Coming soon to PlayStation 5: the high-impact, adrenaline-pumping, cattle-driving game of high stakes, and high-impact action! Take control of one of dozens of cowboys, vaqueros, ranchers, or rustlers... (Click to see more)
Do you like condiments?
Do you like vague, semi-numerological assertions based on your birthday?
Boy, do I ever have a chart for you!
All sorts of... sciences... were used to help construct this ... (Click to see more)
Remember those boxy orange View-Master toys? Where you'd have stereoscopic images of the great sights of the world, on discs with slides you'd advance by pushing down on a lever? Well, like a lot of o... (Click to see more)