Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
Eyyyy! It's URF DAY! As a proud believer that the Urf exists, please, enjoy this list of things YOU can do to help be nice to the Urf.... (Click to see more)
Ecological champion raccoon Ranger Rick and pollution awareness raptor Woodsy Owl square off. Who emerges victorious? Something to post on social media when you're having a slow day.... (Click to see more)
Anyone remember "Kid Cuisine?" Well, you've grown up, and so have they. No longer just corn nibblins and a dry brownie, new Adult Entrees™ provide the dubious meat and questionable vegetables the mo... (Click to see more)
Are you a barbarian living in the modern age? Tired of reading old-fashioned periodicals like Barbarism Quarterly, or Slayboy? Well, Modern Barbarian is just the magazine for you! From fashion tips to... (Click to see more)
It's Heart Awareness Week... or something like that. So, courtesy of the American Circulatory Commission, I present this collection of handy, helpful heart-related facts for you to digest.... (Click to see more)
New from Hormel, a SPAM as X-TREME as you are!
Grab some for your on-the-go lifestyle of skateboarding, boogieboarding, surfboarding, and trainee onboarding.
ACTION HAM!... (Click to see more)
Ever been invited to a baby shower? Ever been monumentally bored by the event? Would you like to learn time-tested, professional methods to not only get removed from a baby shower, but to in all likel... (Click to see more)
End of June, 2021, and the Pacific Northwestern United States (where I happen to be) is enduring record-breaking heat. The typically mild and rainy climate has temporarily (I hope) given way to temper... (Click to see more)
Presenting a simple flowchart to determine if you should refer to a given product as "addictive" or not.... (Click to see more)
A brief recollection of my experiences with the now all-powerful Google company and vague sense of dread.... (Click to see more)