Quote of the moment:
Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.

I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy standing next to him, or nobody in particular.
His kids did not seem affected, one way or another.