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Straw Life





Because we know you have concerns, about straws, and about turtles. So we listened. Kinda. I mean, we caught the important bits. Pretty sure....



Posted: Jan. 03, 2019

Random Dialogue #14





I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy stand...



Posted: Mar. 05, 2018

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