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Random Dialogue #14





I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy stand...



Posted: Mar. 05, 2018

Historical Quotes #22





Remember, remember the fifth of November......



Posted: Nov. 05, 2014

Historical Quotes #16





Super Tuesday! Election Day 2014 in these United States. So, have a quote from President Benjamin "Ben Jammit In" Harrison, about his rival, Grover Cleveland....



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #17





In the spirit of Election Day, 2014, here's a spirited quote from Grover Cleveland, the only president to be elected twice on non-consecutive occasions, about his rival, Benjamin Harrison, shortly bef...



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #18





Here's another Election Day quote, this time from Walter "If It Fits, It Fritz" Mondale, during the heat of the 1980 campaign against Ronald Reagan....



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #19





Ronald Reagan's campaign trail in 1980 led to a lot of notable quotables, but this one often gets overlooked by the history books....



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #20





Another in a series of Election Day themed lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This time, presidental candidate John C. Fremont, well known for keeping a dildo in his coat pocket....



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #21





Another in a series of Election Day themed lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This one's from The Old Public Functionary....



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014

Historical Quotes #15





Ok, I had a case of the Mondays when I made this one. It's always best to buy in bulk.
This is #15 in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures....



Posted: Nov. 03, 2014

Historical Quotes #9





History comes alive through less-well-known quotes from legendary figures from the past. #9 in a series.

Famed US Civil War general Robert "Bobert" E. Lee....



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #10





Number ten in a series of lesser-known quotations from historical figures. This one is from founder of the Achaemenid Empire, Cyrus the Great....



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #11





Number eleven in my collection of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. The poet Maya Angelou, also known by her nickname "Hot Pants."...



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #12





Number twelve in a series on not-so-well-known historical quotes. Napoleon Bonaparte with his riposte to one of his commanders, shortly before the Battle of Waterloo....



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #13





Lucky number 13 in my series of lesser-known quotes from historical persons. Tsar Nicholas, renowned for his charm and obliviousness to communism, spouted this quip to a diner at a banquet in St. Pete...



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #14





#14 in my ongoing series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. The Mahatma was known for his wisdom, and also for his awful paneer-based farts....



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014

Historical Quotes #4





Number four in my series of lesser-known quotations by figures of historical importance. Can you feel the history coming alive?...



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014

Historical Quotes #5





Another one in a series of overlooked quotes from famous people in history. In this case, Abraham Lincoln, our nation's most "what the hell have you been drinkin"est president.

History tip: Mercury...



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014

Historical Quotes #6





Another in my series exploring lesser-known quotations from famous historical figures. The Nix.

Trickolas Dickolas.

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2014

Historical Quotes #7





Number 7 in a series reviewing lesser-known quotes from the greats of history. The great leader, and fierce warrior, Shaka....



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014

Historical Quotes #8





Those ancient monarchs have so many recognizable quotes, but also many that aren't so famous. #8 in the series....



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014

Historical Quotes





First on our list of notable quotables with not so notable quotes is lovable old Josef Stalin....



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014

Historical Quotes #2





Another in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This time, it's famed Chinese strategist, Sun Tzu, author of "The Art Of War."...



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014

Historical Quotes #3





Number three in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures....



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014


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