Quote of the moment:
I've got the hurgus, if you have the burgus.
Perfect for those occasions when you're just hitting the East Side of the LBC, and you notice an impromptu dice game being played on the side of the road. If you know like I know, you don't want t...(Click to see more)
Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe...(Click to see more)
I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy stand...(Click to see more)
Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...(Click to see more)
Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's a comedy about a couple whose marriage is in trouble, and the only way they can think to save it is by conquering the anal frontier! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bul...(Click to see more)
Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ...(Click to see more)
I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers. This is #34. What do YOU brake for? To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)
From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...(Click to see more)
So, they* asked me to write a children's book, to entertain the youngsters at dentists' offices the world over. I decided to take the approach of explaining real-world intricacies in terms kids can...(Click to see more)
In the interest of clarity, I've been working with the good people at Preparation Headquarters to make those labels less ambiguous. I think I did a good job. At least, I hope I did, because the new...(Click to see more)
I heard that all the kids want to camp out on Black Friday to buy this new game. It packs action, adventure, intrigue and prostitute-pummeling excitement. I already can't wait for the DLC and th...(Click to see more)
