Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?
Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an adult film star. When he gets there, though, he ends up down on his luck, until he realizes that the only way in... is through the back door!