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These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.
Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answers may surprise you.
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