Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.

Here's a map sorting the 50th most popular search trends for pornographic material, according to the Internet's 37th most popular smut aggregator. The top searches are always so bland, but the real character of each state is revealed by less-popular searches.
As always, click the image for full-sized glory.