Quote of the moment:
There's no warning about cookies on this site because I don't use them. I would have no idea what to do with your information. Can you pawn it for drugs?
Here's a map sorting the 50th most popular search trends for pornographic material, according to the Internet's 37th most popular smut aggregator. The top searches are always so bland, but the real character of each state is revealed by less-popular searches.
As always, click the image for full-sized glory.