Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape. That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y...(Click to see more)