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Random Dialogue #14



I've been making it a habit to note things I've heard in public which I find amusing. This one came from a disgruntled fellow in an admission line, who was airing his grievance to either the guy stand...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 05, 2018



Historical Quotes #22



Remember, remember the fifth of November......(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 05, 2014



Historical Quotes #16



Super Tuesday! Election Day 2014 in these United States. So, have a quote from President Benjamin "Ben Jammit In" Harrison, about his rival, Grover Cleveland....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #17



In the spirit of Election Day, 2014, here's a spirited quote from Grover Cleveland, the only president to be elected twice on non-consecutive occasions, about his rival, Benjamin Harrison, shortly bef...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #18



Here's another Election Day quote, this time from Walter "If It Fits, It Fritz" Mondale, during the heat of the 1980 campaign against Ronald Reagan....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #19



Ronald Reagan's campaign trail in 1980 led to a lot of notable quotables, but this one often gets overlooked by the history books....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #20



Another in a series of Election Day themed lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This time, presidental candidate John C. Fremont, well known for keeping a dildo in his coat pocket....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #21



Another in a series of Election Day themed lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This one's from The Old Public Functionary....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 04, 2014



Historical Quotes #15



Ok, I had a case of the Mondays when I made this one. It's always best to buy in bulk.
This is #15 in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 03, 2014



Historical Quotes #9



History comes alive through less-well-known quotes from legendary figures from the past. #9 in a series.

Famed US Civil War general Robert "Bobert" E. Lee....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #10



Number ten in a series of lesser-known quotations from historical figures. This one is from founder of the Achaemenid Empire, Cyrus the Great....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #11



Number eleven in my collection of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. The poet Maya Angelou, also known by her nickname "Hot Pants."...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #12



Number twelve in a series on not-so-well-known historical quotes. Napoleon Bonaparte with his riposte to one of his commanders, shortly before the Battle of Waterloo....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #13



Lucky number 13 in my series of lesser-known quotes from historical persons. Tsar Nicholas, renowned for his charm and obliviousness to communism, spouted this quip to a diner at a banquet in St. Pete...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #14



#14 in my ongoing series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. The Mahatma was known for his wisdom, and also for his awful paneer-based farts....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2014



Historical Quotes #4



Number four in my series of lesser-known quotations by figures of historical importance. Can you feel the history coming alive?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Historical Quotes #5



Another one in a series of overlooked quotes from famous people in history. In this case, Abraham Lincoln, our nation's most "what the hell have you been drinkin"est president.

History tip: Mercury...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Historical Quotes #6



Another in my series exploring lesser-known quotations from famous historical figures. The Nix.

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Historical Quotes #7



Number 7 in a series reviewing lesser-known quotes from the greats of history. The great leader, and fierce warrior, Shaka....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Historical Quotes #8



Those ancient monarchs have so many recognizable quotes, but also many that aren't so famous. #8 in the series....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Historical Quotes



First on our list of notable quotables with not so notable quotes is lovable old Josef Stalin....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



Historical Quotes #2



Another in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures. This time, it's famed Chinese strategist, Sun Tzu, author of "The Art Of War."...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



Historical Quotes #3



Number three in a series of lesser-known quotes from historical figures....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



GALLERY: Historical Quotes



I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014









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