Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

Another one in a series of overlooked quotes from famous people in history. In this case, Abraham Lincoln, our nation's most "what the hell have you been drinkin"est president.
History tip: Mercury. He was drinking mercury.
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