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Coming up with a successful slogan to sell a product is tough stuff! It requires draft after draft, and revision after revision. Sometimes, things just don't pass muster, and this is one of those thin...(Click to see more)
So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark. No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)
So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark. No matter, I've...(Click to see more)
I made a series of irrelevant or incredibly specific bumper stickers. This is #35. Reggae, man. It's the message, not the music. To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)
So, I was perusing social media the other day, and I say some utterly ridiculous and far-too-serious conversation in my feed, between a bunch of chuckleheads I don't know. Standard stuff for the so...(Click to see more)
From the depths of the 1950s, comes a movie that thrilled and chilled the audiences of the day! From the depths of space or some shit, comes THE CREEPING PENIS: a hulking, green phallus whose missi...(Click to see more)
