Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
Sometimes, everyone has a bad day. It's the job of parents everywhere to let kids know that nothing's ever so bad that it couldn't possibly be worse. Thus, we turn to the old standards that we all rea...(Click to see more)
Most people love, or at least don't hate, their older relatives, be they grandparents, aunts, uncles, or whomever. Spending time with the older generation is a tradition, and many enjoy sharing storie...(Click to see more)
Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...(Click to see more)
Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...(Click to see more)
Good news, lovers of thrift store fashions. Now you can pick that vintage goodness "off the vine," so to speak. Claim first dibs before the clothes you seek even have a chance to hit the rack. Don't b...(Click to see more)
We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...(Click to see more)
Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life. Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...(Click to see more)
It's good to see our veterans coming home to the things they care so dearly about. There's always that lingering doubt in your mind that you may never see your giant sandwich ever again. ...(Click to see more)
