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Old Folks' Hole.





Most people love, or at least don't hate, their older relatives, be they grandparents, aunts, uncles, or whomever. Spending time with the older generation is a tradition, and many enjoy sharing storie...



Posted: Nov. 17, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2017

Shit Grandmas Say...





Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...



Posted: Oct. 17, 2017

My first what now?





Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...



Posted: Apr. 21, 2017

The Hipstore!





Good news, lovers of thrift store fashions. Now you can pick that vintage goodness "off the vine," so to speak. Claim first dibs before the clothes you seek even have a chance to hit the rack. Don't b...



Posted: Sep. 29, 2016

Little Golden Books





We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015

Golden Girls 2014





Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...



Posted: Sep. 14, 2014

Happy Memorial Day





It's good to see our veterans coming home to the things they care so dearly about.

There's always that lingering doubt in your mind that you may never see your giant sandwich ever again.

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Posted: May. 26, 2013

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