Quote of the moment:
A man, a van, a canal: Wombstretcha.
Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why this isn't "bad touch" like when Uncle Bob tried to do it.
This little book illustrates it all, with vibrant pictures and simple phrasing. It should have kids ready to go when the time comes.