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Award-winning performances





The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine....



Posted: Dec. 12, 2019

the Astro-Bastards





Coming this winter to a theater near you.

The cold uterus of space is ready to deliver, and it's up to a crew of two professional infant exterminators to stop it before it kills everything onboard ...



Posted: Sep. 26, 2015

Adolf at the bat





Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"

It's a heartwarming story about a F├╝hrer, and a bad-luck baseball team with the wor...



Posted: Apr. 28, 2015

He's going APE!





Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.

He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Dep...



Posted: Apr. 26, 2015

Deuce Buggalo!





This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.

When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Pos...



Posted: May. 03, 2012

Smack and Me





The story of a boy who goes off to summer camp and ends up with a heroin habit that changes his life.

Before, he was a bookish nerd who had trouble making friends, but ever since he started shootin...



Posted: Nov. 14, 2011

The Statutory Ape





Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a...



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011

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