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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.
He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Department Of Pimpery helps him stop worrying, and get back in da game.
It's CHIMP PIMP, the lovable tale of a man, his ape, and a bevy of prostitutes.
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