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Don't Ask Santa!

Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2019

One-stop shopping for hurt

They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls....

Posted: Apr. 24, 2018

Every Day is Doomsday

With the recent move of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock to two minutes until midnight, it strikes me that we could use some other predictive clocks, to help us with more mundane conc...

Posted: Jan. 25, 2018

Top ten WORST

These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think....

Posted: Dec. 08, 2017

Free Stuff!

Every now and then, you're gonna want to get rid of something, so you tell the world it is FREE, to expedite matters. This seems like it should be a simple thing, right? You say "please take this what...

Posted: Aug. 07, 2017

New from Listerine!

Mint this and mint that... mouthwash has no flavor anymore. Everyone wants fresh breath, but only Listerine® can bring you old world charm along with it. Available in the pasta sauce aisle....

Posted: Jun. 23, 2017

Cartoon Life Lessons

Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2017

Supermarket Stereotypes

I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new...

Posted: Mar. 13, 2017

Guide to Internet BS

No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie...

Posted: Feb. 22, 2017

Coming Soon in 2017!

So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...

Posted: Feb. 06, 2017

I protest!

It's a wild time these days. People are getting together in public and demanding action, for various reasons. Well, what if you like the action and the camaraderie, but don't like any of the potential...

Posted: Jul. 15, 2016

Shiver Me Timbers

Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.

That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pi...

Posted: Jul. 17, 2015

Rejected Car Names

I have compiled a list of car names once considered by major automotive manufacturers, but for whatever reason, simply didn't make the cut.

Can you see what the problem is? Me? I'd totally drive a ...

Posted: Jun. 25, 2015

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