Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.

Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.
That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pirate-themed porno movies. Here it is.