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Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.
That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pirate-themed porno movies. Here it is.