Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?
Avast, landlubbers! Tis time to examine the world's swarthiest, and most popular erotic franchises, based on brigands of the high seas.
That's right. Time to read the list of the world's top ten pirate-themed porno movies. Here it is.