Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
According to pretty much every slasher movie I've ever seen, this is 100% true. Just lumber along and death-kill everyone and you won't get caught by the cops. In fact, the only way you can be stopped...(Click to see more)
It's coming up on that time of year again. Youngsters prancing through the night in search of sugary delights with which to stuff their faces. Well, it's not all fun and games. Here are some import...(Click to see more)
Someone on the ol' social media put out a call for anyone to help them make a picture of Frankenstein's monster behind a DJ table. It was easy enough, so I didn't even charge them. Happy Hallowe...(Click to see more)
Danzig remembers. Do you?...(Click to see more)