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Stop! Stabbertime!

According to pretty much every slasher movie I've ever seen, this is 100% true. Just lumber along and death-kill everyone and you won't get caught by the cops. In fact, the only way you can be stopped is if some bold teenagers set some kind of elaborate trap, or a screaming girl lures you into a farm implement of some kind.

Happy Halloween.

Posted: Oct. 30, 2017

Tags: halloween, murder, killer, slasher, movie, tips

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