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URF DAY 2022!



Eyyyy! It's URF DAY! As a proud believer that the Urf exists, please, enjoy this list of things YOU can do to help be nice to the Urf....(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 24, 2022



Goose Fact



Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 04, 2018



Alt Universe Fact #32



The universe contains so many mysteries. The multiverse hypothesis states that every decision ever made by... anything... results in a branch-off into an alternate universe for the road not taken.

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Posted: Jan. 14, 2018



American Grading



Why is the American letter grading system so odd-seeming? Well, it actually makes perfect sense if you think about it for a little bit, so come, let's do just that. You will not be graded....(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



Nature Fact #5



It's been awhile since I published any fascinating nature facts. Aren't elephants just amazing creatures? They can't jump, but apparently, they can bump, a LOT.

See the rest of the nature fact coll...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 04, 2016



Squirrels!



There are predominantly two kinds of squirrels in the continental USA. I had no idea how to tell them apart until recently, after a very scientific study on squirrel bits. Now, my knowledge can help y...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2015



King Who?



You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 07, 2015



Lepre-consarnit



Sometimes, trying to avoid cultural appropriation is a struggle you just can't win....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 06, 2015



SPURM!



I think this would have taken the movie in a bold new direction....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 06, 2015



Thuggish Ruggish Bones



Yeah, I think ol' Snoop's idea about simplifying the character was maybe taking it and making it a little too simple.

Then again, maybe it would have worked, and the director was a fool not to try ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 05, 2015



Alien vs. Good Taste



The hopes we all had for this movie when it first came out, all shattered. But we can just pretend that movie... and the series it spawned, just don't exist.
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Posted: May. 04, 2015



Patch Cure-all



No word on whether or not it actually works. I'm betting it does, because laughter is the best medicine, and blasting rails of Patch Adams up your booger-chute is the best way to get those laughs in t...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 04, 2015



Animal Cracker-geddon



Reportedly, he would just sit there, chewing, with a goofy smile on his face, and then he'd bare his cracker-filthy smile directly at the camera and hold his gaze for minutes at a time.

It was not ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 04, 2015



Turner? Hooch?



It's amazing how drastically some films change after a few script revisions....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2015



Da foe changed



To be fair, it's not all that much of a change.
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Posted: May. 03, 2015



Ernest vs. Jason



I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.

If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2015



Horsing around



Adam Sandler is firm as fudge on this one, as he believes it preserves the artistic integrity of the films.
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Posted: May. 02, 2015



That Robin Williams...



Truly one of the great comedians and actors of our age. I can only imagine the hilarity he would have added to that, or any film.

It seems that his replacement will be Bill Cosby....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 02, 2015



Johnny's deep



Fan favorite Johnny Depp is not one to rest on his laurels. He still makes great efforts to ensure that his acting is top-notch....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 02, 2015



Jack's back



Truly, this is a mystery that will inspire quizzical looks among film students and moviegoers for ages to come....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 02, 2015



Who's Your Caddy?



It is unknown to science whether or not this means that all other movies there are more terrible than this one, or that this one is merely subjectively deemed better than all the rest.

Regardless, ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 02, 2015



Welcome to URF!



Something most folks don't know about the smash hit, "Independence Day."

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Posted: May. 01, 2015



Oops!



The very popular recent series of kids' books, "The Hunger Games," have made for a very popular recent movie series.

But, like all Hollywood productions, they're not without their little blunders....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 01, 2015



Charlie, no!



Working on the set of "Willy Wonka" must have been like a very 1970s dream come true, except shooting the river scenes. Or if you are afraid of midgets and dwarfs... then it would be hell. A short, or...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 01, 2015



Crotch Capers



Disney are well-known for having hidden scenes with oddball material and references to other films. In this case though, I'm not really sure what they're trying to get across... aside from groin lust,...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 01, 2015



The Horror!



What do you know? Watching horror films is good for body and mind.

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Posted: May. 01, 2015



Nature Facts #1



Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This one concerns the Oregon chub, and its unique defense mechanisms....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014



Nature Facts #2



Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This fact is about the Yellow Crazy Ant, and its unique behavior....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014



Nature Facts #3



Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

Isn't nature amazing? The glory of the animal kingdom......(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014



Nature Facts #4



Welcome to my Wild World™ of Nature Facts.

This fact is about the emu, most hated of all ratites....(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 23, 2014









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