Quote of the moment:
In Soviet Russia, crunk get you!
I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.
If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 and tried to watch one.
Yes, for those of you paying attention, I re-used my "Ernest Goes to Hell" poster from a few years back. How could I not?