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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.


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New from Hostess!





The snack cake you've been waiting for is finally here. Pure, creamy, whipped pork meets decadent chocolate cake for a flavor combination that will have you oinking for more! Available wherever fine p...



Posted: May. 29, 2019

Time to Read!





We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some...



Posted: Dec. 19, 2017

Thinsipiration?





As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.

She's got secre...



Posted: Sep. 13, 2017

Lifetime originals





Lifetime original programming is known for tackling issues that hit home with its core demographic: women aged 20-50.

Does this fit in, or has it gone too far?

Time will tell....



Posted: Jun. 15, 2015

Reading Time!





Now, while I didn't "create" this, per se, I did take a photograph someone took of a poster found in an elementary school library and digitally removed all the wrinkles in the paper(as best I could) a...



Posted: Jul. 02, 2012

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