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Pacific Heatwave 2021



End of June, 2021, and the Pacific Northwestern United States (where I happen to be) is enduring record-breaking heat. The typically mild and rainy climate has temporarily (I hope) given way to temper...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 28, 2021



Trailer Zodiac



The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 16, 2021



It's trashy



Oh, Chef Boyardee, patron saint of mothers with X number of squirming, shrieking children to feed, what will you think of next?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 19, 2018



Stop! Stabbertime!



According to pretty much every slasher movie I've ever seen, this is 100% true. Just lumber along and death-kill everyone and you won't get caught by the cops. In fact, the only way you can be stopped...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 30, 2017



New from Listerine!



Mint this and mint that... mouthwash has no flavor anymore. Everyone wants fresh breath, but only Listerine® can bring you old world charm along with it. Available in the pasta sauce aisle....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 23, 2017



Ash vs. Oz



Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2016



Bad Housekeeping



Are you a domestic person who delights in pretty much anything but being domestic? I think we have found the periodical for you....(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 08, 2016



Proverb #5



It's true. Problems only grow if you let them. However, sometimes some old-school advice can get those problems solved. Try it, won't you?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 24, 2015









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